GOD's Creations

The Sight of GOD


You want to understand the World? There is no other means than to imagine you would be God Almighty yourself.


Well, where would you start as GOD or ALLAH or other idiot creating a world?


1. Creating a Universe

If you want to see a world-theatre of humans on a planet called EARTH, you need first a Universe. But there must be a reason for GOD to have a Universe. And so he said: "I create a Universe with 1134'093'333 Galaxies and 987'945' 003'738'116 Suns. In the average I want about 5 planets per Sun-System and in one of them I want to have the planet Earth with living creature in it."

But God being a stupid man, or some electronic brains in the Universe does know nothing about eternity in times and endlessness in space, but all about wars and torture of humans, and therefore he commits suicide and leaves the world as it is.

And exactly for this reason, the human brains will never get what the Universe shall be, what God, life, death, eternity and endlessness shall be, and therefore humans since Adam and Eve until Habermas and Obama stayed blind and stupid - until his predicted End of the Species by 2099.


2. Creating humans and other worms

Before being non-existent, GOD created sex, and humans, all animals, oceans, landscapes, mountains, continents and capitalism.

Once this was done, he ordered that there should be teachers of War and Torture, Popes to fuck children and burn women in fires under towels and be stoned. But since this was not so interesting, GOD decided to invent geniuses and philosophers and those brought a cash-Earth over the human world, with profits, Jews, Banks, cheap products of China and as forerunner a crazy atomic State USA, and the downfall of humans could start. Fist socialism tumbled to Hell and then capitalism under the burden of neo-liberalism.

But since this theory was too easy, GOD made a gift to humanity, consisting of blindness towards mass explosion of idiots to 10 billions, resources gone in 200 years due to capitalism and technologies and he created a fine Film of air full of poison, and oceans and forests and mega-towns sinking down in a climate-collapse and catastrophes of weather in a period of a twinkle of an eye period from 1900 to 2099.


3. Creating the End of the World

As said before, GOD was a Skunk, invented by Popes in all religions by debile masters of minds and esoteric women with zero-brains - and therefore it was easy to be seen, that not one person between the human geniuses saw coming their end, nobody understood the CHAOS on Earth, and the limits of stupidity and feasibilities of a rotten Planet was only "read" by the author of these lines here.

But worse was that GOD had no idea how to end with the Universe, this shit of nothing HE had created some time ago, brining into reality some holocaust of Jews, of Hitler, of Stalin, of Mao, of JFK, of Kissinger, of Milton Friedman and Ronald and Thatcher and making us the gift of Bush, Obama, Blair, Merkel, Berlusconi, Murdoch, Gates, Buffett, Bernanke, Greenspan and the dirty Jews of Wall Street.

And so the world of humans tumbled first into the TRAP of finance crashes, than came industry and commerce crashes, then some fine riots and cultural crashes - all finalized by the overall ECOLOGICAL CRASH - and this was the End of the plan to have a universe just for the purpose of getting some crazy generations of rotten Humans without brains.


And still some Remaining Questions

The major and fundamental question could have been, what the sense was for a Universe, for all galaxies, for eternity in times and endlessness in space and the existence of humans, animals, plants, water, air and all the rest of zero sense on EARTH.

And since I am GOD in person, I can tell you now that before the last human has made his Cross over his dirty ASS, there will have been not one human brain to understand this report here.

Recently I met GOD in person and HE said to me: "Listen Chap, don't write such shit about my person. I am God Almighty and I can destroy you any time, big shit. You be now decent with humans and God - or I will destroy the whole universe and myself."

Now, I was very glad to have found the solution: "Dear GOD - you are nothing but a heap of shit. Be kind and disappear out of this Universe and make that this Big Shit of World never could have existed. Forget the lies spread by humans in literature and philosophies about the Great Sense of Existence. Just stop the criminal CRAZE of humans - or I shall do it."

And there, God became very humble and destroyed present times, past times and future times -

- and when you idiot believe to be reading these lines, just know that you have been dead during your whole inexistence of mental life - which never was a FACT - poor idiot made by God Almighty.


René Delavy - Berlin and Bournemouth

written on May 29, 2012