Lance Pope of Sports like Benedict 13

Lance Armstrong - Cripples of Sports

Some years ago (May 4, 2006), I wrote a funny article on Sports over Worldnews (see below).

Let's for this time not laugh about FIFA-Blatter or some other idiots or some Bum-Bum Tennis around our Swiss Hero Roger Federer, paying no taxes in Switzerland.

But let's talk of Lance Armstrong and the 7 heroic triumphs at the Tour de France.



I know since 20 years that Armstrong is a cripple of Sports.


Here are the facts:

1. Before Armstrong had CANCER, he had evidence of DOPES in several races. All the more, today we know that at those times, all sports took dopes in any field you may wish.

2. After having won against Cancer, he became by wide the best race biker of the World. But he himself said at several occasions, very open during interviews that he could use Dopes because of some peculiarities in his body and blood values, due to the effects of his former illness.

3. Not only his colleagues in his team, one of which some Mormon won too the Tour de France and witnessed about the Doping of Lance, but there were 50 persons, having written to newspapers and authorities about the habit of Lance, to take dopes, one of which was a secretary in his Tour de France team, presenting even proofs about what she said. All of them were made quiet by the CASH of Armstrong and his lawyers.

4. The medical probes at the end of Races were all tricked down or "lost" - but everybody knew:

It's like about the Junk-Jews of Wall Street - Everybody knows about the Crimes of the bankers, the hedge funders, the theorists of neoliberalism, all of which are Junk-Jews, and NYT and the Murdoch Media never would talk of religion.

This is the case with Armstrong:

He was a famous American, he had influence, he had cancer, he knew like FIFA-Blatter to cheat the whole globe and he was under cover with the tax-free richest and powerful VIPs of a rotten capitalistic World -

- and now we have the SPORTS this god-damn world deserves.

Whatever can be said in favour of sports - who knows what's going on behind the rotten curtains, would never again write just one sentence about the Goodness of Junk-Jews, Junk-Finances, Junk-Sports and Junk-Murdoch infotainment in all Media of our Globe


René Delavy - Berlin and Bournemouth

written on July 4, 2012 

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published WorldNews - on May 4, 2006


SPORTS - and some other overwhelming Errors
(Fairy-tale about proofs for intelligence in the world)


Once upon a time, a young African kicked around with his ball on a wide sand spot in the midst of his continent. He wanted to be better in football than all of his eager colleagues. He dreamed of becoming a football-STAR in Europe - like hundred thousands of other youth in poor areas. And as always: On each "winner" we can count over one million losers. The youngster in the Congo does not know yet that he will be one of those losers - and that this will hurt more than if he had never produced any illusions of vain hopes… That's sports, as it is also with some other matters such as economy-comics, odd-politics and hollywood-life in some strange Bush-Lands throughout this very crazy World.

Now let's look seriously at this first topic: SPORTS! - IS THIS THE LAST ANCHOR AGAINST POVERTY ON EARTH? - Ask special agent and UN-secretary Swiss Adolf OGI, he will give all the answers you could think of; he believes in the wonder of sport like George in his new-borness. Or think of another UN-expert, the Swiss named Sue ZIEGLER, and his theory of easy-nourishing twenty billion people on Earth! That's worse than today's godly maxim of moving bodies…  But stay with Sports: FIFA-Dictator, the Swiss Sepp BLATTER (Nomen est Omen: "Ciao Sepp") does not believe in God, he believes in himself. What have these guys in common? They all have a football in place of a brain.

But let me first explain what I really mean:

These days, SPORTS are assumed, by the dictators of dull majorities, to be the most important matter in this World. THIS IS AN OVERWHELMING ERROR and not a Fairy-tale! Billions of any currency are uselessly spent for all sorts of Sports - and therewith are short for more serious goals, like for example financing the idea of little-steps by NGOs like "attac". Billions of hours are uselessly wasted in sport. Make a close look at this and you will see that almost each chap in this World is earning money with doing a little around with his poor body and neglecting his mind at the same time. In fact, can there be anything more relevant than Sports?

Let's face it in more detail and let us break out in bitter tears:

- Michy SHOE-PUTZER knows exactly how to limit steps on gas and the best Ferrari-car will win in an odd "Driving-in-circles for eternity" - he is also best in stealing taxes that must be compensated by poor Swiss and German folks.

- Lancer ARMSWEAK won bedoped the Tour de France in multitude and when some girl wanted witness for keeping his medical level high, he went to Court with his brainy bike….

- Ski-girl KOLLIDIC speeds down a mountain like a huge chap, running all other females in ground and bottom - she takes risks plunging, until she and we all may grasp what she is doing here.

- Rotcher FEDERBALL jumps around on orange carpets and it goes: Plop, plop, plop - SMASH… that's all folks - he has a tennis-ball in place of where normal people assume to have… that's Sports!

Not only a "cascade of slaps in the face" of a dull US-majority existed when Little-Tree became - once upon a time - US-President, but there is also an eternal "cascade of billions of sports results" that fill most of the brains of our youth. Each day thousands of sporting results, in fact, each new result vanishes the last one. The whole results in a zero-casino of vain information filling books and our heads, for nothing at all. That's why nobody grasps the fact that we all are just now in free fall to hell.

We know of "Savants" who can store almost all sport-results of the last hundred years - they are perfect human-computers. Only one topic in the brain - and already a genius? Poor Einstein! Freaks of recalling any information of whole lexica, knowing prim-figures on hundreds of decimals, understanding dozens of languages, but not  being able to understand the meaning of a simple phrase? This opening gives us the opportunity to look behind some other geniuses:

For example Mozart Amadeus: He IS my God, yes, but he composed solely "Mozart"-Classics, or Bach Sebastian composed "Bach"-Classics only, or Shakespeare wrote solely "Shakespeare"-dramas and nothing else. This is not bad indeed - but nothing else. Elton John, Sting, Baby BOO and other cracks, yes even my favourite and real darlings Randy Newman, Fabrizio de Andre and Véronique Sanson write their unique tunes - and nothing else. Some "Madonnas" don’t even write or compose what they are shouting in the wind. It's curious - think of it: After five seconds of hearing you may say: "That's Bach, and this Mozart, here comes Vivaldi, Bob Dylan or other Berlusdoggi-Singers. Look here on World's trash-TV, our Sepp Blatter or Dölf Ogi and look there on TV my adored Little-Tree from Washington meeting his dear friend Putanio from Moscow."

All these examples are recalled, only to say that our basis of intellectual spirit must be very small - not with Bach or Beethoven, but with Enzensberger and Fienkielkraut, Huntington and Fukuyama, Merkel and Chirac and Blair - not to forget my friend, Murdoch-Mastiff, accompanied again by Little-Tree and his Greenhorn of treasury, on which we must rely if we want understand the Californian dream of Schwarzenbuster.

Einstein: Each child knows the formula "Energy = mass x speed square" - each child. But Einstein went to the max with speed: "E = mc2 or Energy = mass x light-speed square" and therefore he must be a genius in logics. Perhaps the square of light-speed ends up in a figure that could make explode the world-mass as a whole and destroy the Universe, since anyhow we have some other Hawking-Big-Bangs - or else a new book of "Harry Potter" for simple-minded feuilletons, dictating our childish CULTURAL horizon. Einstein could not know all about E =mc2, as he admitted himself - and the question of relativities does not bring ethical humanity one single "little step of Susan" out of our free fall in the orcus….
 
The famous Prize-Holders of dynamite understand one thousandth of universal reality. And when Hawking pretends that out of nothing grow millions of galaxies then I pretend that out of God's fart just anything could be proved in this world of geniuses. And now we know as much as before. Scientists try apparently to reach their edge of reasoning - and we can adore the results: they first destruct our common sense and later, as a profit resulting from huge blows of clubs, we wonder why our lives on Earth will not go on forever in this curious ways.

The Philosophers of 2000 years gave us ideas that led to an abyss of feasibility. They only thought of humans being the crucial Centre of our universe, instead of recognizing natural laws of our platform of living, which are dictating all the rules of our evolution and survival. And the theoreticians in economics wanted us to guarantee richness, growth, eternal full employment and funny times. Now we have these times - as well as the free fall of mind, capital, liberalism and globalisation in the orcus.

And what have SPORTS to do in the midst of this chaos of false reasoning? Yes, guess - nothing at all. It only fills the empty places in brains, produce illusions to some poor children, promising futile happiness in luxury for a while, that not one of them out of a million can possibly reach. And finally the perpetrators, not only in sports, are always the winners and the rest, we all in fact, are the losers; not only under Hitler, Stalin, Milosevic, Pinochet, Bush or Putin. Listen to this philosophical tune for eternity: Not far away, the wall of vanity is coming rapidly upon us.

Now go ahead and admire any sorts of sports our imagination still wants to invent. Pass your life with the reality of TV-screens full of scrap, or look at some little-minded funny girls naked in the boulevard-press - and you may at the same moment believe that sports will save our future, will guarantee a life in peace and happiness forever. Who trusts that sports will save the future of mankind, can as well believe in a final Big-bang in present times - and wait on the forthcoming collapses of all feasibilities.

That's all folks for this very day. Next fairy-tale will be on fat women, or sex of birds, or games of little cats - you can choose the next topic that might again show, how our hollywoodesk life goes on and on and on….

René Delavy
Author of "Fairy-tale of a singer and his mafia-state" and "Goliath's stone and David's missiles"
http://rene-delavy.com